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December 11, 2009

My Hotel

My hotel..... is not this one. But for some crazy reason, unknown to the right side of my brain, I wish it was.


I’m not sure what a ‘minnow shot’ is, but I have couple of distasteful notions. And would you really want to buy something from the Big Dick’s Halfway Inn Gift Shop? Again, postulation on the notion prevents me from discussing it on a website that is not age controlled or at least coming with a warning to sensitive people who would find open forums on the plusses and minuses of KY jelly offensive. Oops! Did I cross a line?!?!

By the way, the place is for real, the phone number works and it's in the Ozarks.

Still, when all is said and done, I tip my hat to the guy who had the guts to make that billboard. Live long and prosper my friend, may your rooms be full and your gift shop busy.

~ AP

Posted by Anonymous Pundit at December 11, 2009 05:55 PM


hey mister its been a wile.....write some more...

Posted by: tweety at April 22, 2010 01:51 PM

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