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October 18, 2009
Ungulates......
Ungulates, taste great
ungulates, have mooooooosey flavour
so let ungulates,
make your dinner party taste great
~ AP
**Sorry about that. It was like a feral worm in my brain for the last few days and I had to shake it out. So now it can be your worm. To the Coffeemate tune of course**
Posted by Anonymous Pundit at 09:31 AM | Comments (0)
October 08, 2009
Pictures and stories....
Rod Stewart once sang; “Every picture tells a story, don’t it?”
He was sooooo right. But maybe the next verse should have been;
But there’s some stories you don’t wanna hear,
some stories that make you drink that extra beer,
get stupid and go to jail for a year,
behind the bars of another story
This picture could be one of those stories......
~ AP
Posted by Anonymous Pundit at 09:28 AM | Comments (0)
October 03, 2009
Volvo Testing New Paint Sealant
Stockholm, SWEDEN (AP) - Volvo Group has announced a rigorous new testing program for it’s state of the art, industry leading paint sealant that is currently being proposed for it’s automobile line.
“By using a fine coating of volcanic ash and then subjecting it to vigorous rubbing actions, we are able to duplicate the most difficult of conditions for paint to endure,” says Borje Svvendelborrggen, head of product development. He adds, “If the paint sealant can hold up to this testing, we are optimistic that we can adapt it for trucks and even marine use."
Putting a new product on the market can be tricky given the hard global economy and the costs that are inherent in development, but as Borje is quick to point out, “We came up with a method that is saving us money. Never have we had such enthusiastic response from our staff, many of whom have even offered to work for free to help us in this critical stage of development.”
According to unnamed sources, Volvo is even developing a kit that would allow consumers to purchase the sealant for application at home, without having to bring the car into a dealership for the full treatment.
~ AP
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