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June 05, 2008

Make Your Dentist Smile.....

Sometimes a simple 'yes' is not enough. Have fun with life and when the dentist office emails to remind you of your upcoming appointment, try this:

Q: ‘Will you be at your appointment scheduled on...’

A: It is my heartfelt and sincere intention to be there on time and in person save for the proviso that allows for any unforeseen acts of God such as and including but not limited to:  earthquake, fire, pestilence, lightning strikes, bubonic plague, locusts, rivers running with blood, alligators up to my ass, an offer of a week with Chrissie Hynde at a beach resort in St. Kitt's, tsunami's, tornados, hurricanes and tropospheric ice storms that freeze anything and everything they touch with the exception of my mother in law who is far colder already, the rise of the insect world and the resulting onslaught of the six legged biomass, hail, lava, landslides, forest fires, general flooding, comet strikes, asteroid strikes, meteor strikes, general strikes and those teeny tiny lady bugs that don't seem very significant until 700,000 of the little buggers decide to use your head as a rest stop on their way to the distant hills of lady bug land.

Put me down as "yes."

~ AP

Posted by Anonymous Pundit at June 5, 2008 08:30 AM


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