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February 14, 2007

Valentines Day….and No Machine Gun….

Here I am. No machine gun, no garage, no group of unsuspecting co-workers to line up against a back wall. Ok, there’s unsuspecting co-workers, but without all the other parts, it just wouldn’t feel right. This isn’t a post office after all. So what to do?

Make a heart? Break a heart? Take a heart? Perhaps an artificial heart and do the Jarvik shuffle? I had an uncle who used to work in a meat packing plant. He came by once on Valentines Day and said he had some hearts for us. And he did and my sister cried. We didn’t see him much after that.

Perhaps if I wait a while something good will happen and I’ll be able to tell you all about it.

~ AP

Posted by Anonymous Pundit at February 14, 2007 10:55 AM


Fuck Valentine's Day! Too much of a stress anyways!
It's just like New Years. Making yet just another big deal about a day that is most like any other!
Don't get me wrong. For the love bugs out there...good on you. For the rest of us, don't feel bad, you've just saved yourself some money...invest it!

Posted by: Vancouver at February 24, 2007 07:47 PM

'Hallmark' holidays are tailor made for those people who need them. And why is that? Because they are so lost in the process of living that they lose sight of the purpose of living. Without feeling like they belong to a group they feel a little lost. They are the people who do something or believe something because 'everybody else does'. They are most likely to use phrases like; "...well of course it is. Everybody knows that." Or my favorite; "They say you shouldn't do that." Well who the fuck are 'they' anyway? Its a fair question I have often asked the speaker of such a statement, but I have never gotten a good answer.

Real people like me and I suspect you, don't need someone telling us when to have fun or do something nice with someone you like. We just do it anyway, whenever we like or whenever circumstance allows. As it should be.

Valentines day.....fuck that. New Years Eve...fuck that too. What a waste of time. There is one exception though, St. Patrick's Day. Now there is a party. Here's a day that exists for no better reason than; "Tommy boy!! Top o'da mornin' to ya. Say Tommy, it's St. Patrick's Day, God rest his soul, and there's no more snakes. Why don't we get roarin' drunk and kick the English outta Ireland?"

That one I can get behind.

~ AP

Posted by: Anonymous Pundit at February 25, 2007 03:57 PM

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