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February 21, 2007
Joanna Krupa Would Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur
I don’t always agree with ‘Supermodels’ but in this case, I’ll make an exception and agree with her. As a proud member of PETA (People who Eat Tasty Animals) I would rather she go naked as well.
In PETA’s latest and raciest ad campaign yet, Joanna posed for three poster shots where she looks particularly friendly and charming. It makes me want to bring her home to meet my parents. Yeah, I can see me walking through the doors saying, “Mom…Dad…I’d like you to meet my new love puppet, er, damn, I mean girlfriend Joanna. She’d rather go naked than wear fur.” And then I’d lean over and whisper in my Mom’s ear and say, “Go get that mink coat of yours and leave it on the back of the couch like you just left it there ok.” Man, dinner at Mom & Dad’s would never be the same.
Of course being a Supermodel and such I am sure Joanna is really smart. Even so, I would make sure I keep her educated with information like, “Sweetie, you’re gonna have to get naked again because that’s wool. Wool is like lamb fur sweetie so I’m afraid that’s gotta come off. Yeah, too bad, it looked ok too. Wait! That’s cotton fur my dear, that comes from all those baby cottons that they raise on the cotton ranches in underdeveloped places like Egypt and Indonesia and Alabama. Yeah, I know, it was pretty comfy I’ll bet.” Hey, it’s worth a try…I mean…look at her. Do you think we’d ever have to wait in line?
“Mr. Trump? Yes we have a table reserved for you. It should be ready in about 30 minutes. Mr. Spielberg? Yes, yes of course. About 45 minutes Mr. Spielberg I promise. I know, I said that 45 minutes ago, but we’re very busy. Mr. Pundit and Ms. Krupa? Why yes, your table is ready, just a moment before I seat you. (head turning…Damian! Bruce! Remove those people from table 12 NOW! Ms. Krupa is here for dinner.)
Me….I must confess. I think it’s a tragedy what they do to all those baby polyesters and nylons and for that reason, I just refuse to wear anything made from them. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
~ AP
Posted by Anonymous Pundit at February 21, 2007 07:27 AM