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February 24, 2007
Al Gore and the Inconvenient Bandwagon
Hollywood, CA (AP) - In typical Hollywood fashion, producers and directors are jumping on the Al Gore bandwagon before there’s band or even a wagon. And why? Because Al Gore, ex Vice President of the USA is heavily favored to win an Oscar tomorrow for his so called documentary, ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ which deals with and may well be a contributing factor towards the hot topic of the year….Global Warming.
Since nothing breeds success like success, opportunities are being thrown at Gore from all corners. But this Hollywood insider has the scoop on what Al is already planning next. In a discreetly overheard discussion, Al was explaining to a small room full of supporters what his next project is al about.
[the voice of Al Gore]
“….so you see folks, everything is connected in one way or another, and in this case like so many other of the world’s gravest issues, it all comes back to global warming. At first I couldn’t believe the connection, but then as I researched it further, just as I did for ‘An Inconvenient Truth’, the truth came out. And this is how it works….
See, if you are all tense and your muscles are sore; what’s the best thing to do? That’s right. You jump in that hot tub of yours or you take a long hot bath. The heat relaxes you. And THAT is the key. See, it’s not the water, it’s the heat that does it. The heat causes your muscles to relax. And that is why so many parts of America are starting to smell like a rest stop bathroom. Because of global warming, people are exposed to constantly rising temperatures and because of these subtle but very real changes, our muscles are staying more relaxed and that is causing more and more Americans to become more and more incontinent. And not just Americans, but Australians and Canadians and Germans and the list goes on and on.
[a male voice from another part of the room]
What about the French? Does it include the French?
[Al Gore]
We’re not sure about the French since so many of them smell like pee already. But what we do know is that the effects of global warming are very real and sales of adult incontinence protection products like Depends are consistently climbing along with the global temperatures. How much more proof do you really need than that?
[a female voice]
Does your new project have a name yet?
[Al Gore]
Yes it does. My new documentary will be called: “An Inconvenient Poop” I think people will be moved by it.
[a different male voice from inside the room]
But Al, don’t you think the rise in sales of Depends is more closely linked to the aging population than global warming?
[Al Gore]
No. Definitely not. That argument doesn’t fit our ‘perception set’ and therefore has no validity. Nope. When your Grandmother or Grandfather have their little ‘accidents’ in the supermarket, it’s because of global warming.
[the female voice again]
How would you best describe the, um, phenomenon around ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ and the people who are so swept up in it?
[Al Gore]
I wouldn’t describe it as a phenomenon. I prefer to think of it as a huge movement.
[the previous male voice]
You got that right Al.
(at this point the tape stops….)
~ AP
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February 21, 2007
Joanna Krupa Would Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur
I don’t always agree with ‘Supermodels’ but in this case, I’ll make an exception and agree with her. As a proud member of PETA (People who Eat Tasty Animals) I would rather she go naked as well.
In PETA’s latest and raciest ad campaign yet, Joanna posed for three poster shots where she looks particularly friendly and charming. It makes me want to bring her home to meet my parents. Yeah, I can see me walking through the doors saying, “Mom…Dad…I’d like you to meet my new love puppet, er, damn, I mean girlfriend Joanna. She’d rather go naked than wear fur.” And then I’d lean over and whisper in my Mom’s ear and say, “Go get that mink coat of yours and leave it on the back of the couch like you just left it there ok.” Man, dinner at Mom & Dad’s would never be the same.
Of course being a Supermodel and such I am sure Joanna is really smart. Even so, I would make sure I keep her educated with information like, “Sweetie, you’re gonna have to get naked again because that’s wool. Wool is like lamb fur sweetie so I’m afraid that’s gotta come off. Yeah, too bad, it looked ok too. Wait! That’s cotton fur my dear, that comes from all those baby cottons that they raise on the cotton ranches in underdeveloped places like Egypt and Indonesia and Alabama. Yeah, I know, it was pretty comfy I’ll bet.” Hey, it’s worth a try…I mean…look at her. Do you think we’d ever have to wait in line?
“Mr. Trump? Yes we have a table reserved for you. It should be ready in about 30 minutes. Mr. Spielberg? Yes, yes of course. About 45 minutes Mr. Spielberg I promise. I know, I said that 45 minutes ago, but we’re very busy. Mr. Pundit and Ms. Krupa? Why yes, your table is ready, just a moment before I seat you. (head turning…Damian! Bruce! Remove those people from table 12 NOW! Ms. Krupa is here for dinner.)
Me….I must confess. I think it’s a tragedy what they do to all those baby polyesters and nylons and for that reason, I just refuse to wear anything made from them. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
~ AP
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February 19, 2007
The World of Wonders….. “Say it ain’t so!!”
There are a few images that disturb me in ways I can’t even begin to describe. This is one of them.
I know that true love is strange. I know that I am no man to judge others. But this one is like trying to drive slowly by a burning train wreck and not look. Not wonder if what you see could lead to something more…something that brings images to mind that make you shake your head in horror and disbelief.
But when you look at this picture you may think, “Oh…they’re just friends,” or “Oh, she’s just a Sumo fan and nothing could happen here, really.”
Oh yeah?
Well let’s just hope she stays out of the beer and Sake because if she does….it could lead to bad things like this.
So next time you feel like ordering ‘another’ round for that funny but somewhat blurry chick or guy standing next to you at the bar, please, try to think again and remember, red wine can give you a headache so better make it tequila just one more time.
~ AP
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February 16, 2007
Valentines Are Fucked
Once in a while something comes across my screen that I wish I had written but hadn't, but just can't resist sharing with you. This is such a thing. If you have trouble reading the small image you can get glasses or click here
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~ AP
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February 14, 2007
Pablo Rodriguez Wants You To Suffer
Right now you may be saying to yourself, “Who the hell is Pablo Rodriguez?” Well, you’re not alone. But here’s a hint: He’s not the pool boy who goes over to that lady’s house down the road every Wednesday afternoon to service her, um, pool while her kids are in school and her husband is at work. Nope. Not even close.
Pablo Rodriguez is a Member of Parliament from the Quebec riding of Honore-Mercier. And as you may suspect, he is a Liberal. Well, this troublesome little dipshit started a private member’s bill last May that would make it law that Canada get to the Kyoto Accord greenhouse gas emission levels by 2012, as it said it would do at the time. Naturally this was used as a vehicle by the opposition parties to force through the bill, a nuisance bill that can not be reached. But push it through all the same they did, just this afternoon against the vociferous opposition of the sitting Conservative government.
Now, lest you start thinking that this man is a noble visionary leading the charge against global warming and start handing him awards and honors befitting a hero, let me remind you of this: The Liberal Government that was in power in 2002 and signed the Kyoto Accord did nothing…I repeat…NOTHING about it. They sat there and did not one single thing to help the environment and are now trying to champion the cause and seem like the caretakers of Canada’s environmental health. What a bunch of hypocrites. They are the worst kind of political whores and they are using this as a vehicle to upset the political process and try to force another election so they can take power, hopefully in a majority government. And why do you suppose they would do that? To help speed up saving the environment? I’ll bet there are people out there that really are stupid enough to believe that…..but I’m not one of them. Nope. The only reason they want to get elected is to save their jobs. If you believe otherwise then you are a fool.
The current government has already enacted moves that will take drastic steps towards reducing greenhouse emissions. But they are also realistic and know that to reach the goals of the Kyoto Accord, our economy would certainly collapse. If the changes that are called for are forced on our social and economic infrastructure, the resultant closure of factories, losses of jobs, increases in the costs of production and utilities and travel and the movement of goods and provision of services would result in strains on the banking and financial sector which in turn would result in runaway inflation and on and on.
And what would we gain? Nothing. Not a damn thing. We would ALL suffer and our air might be only slightly better, but mostly that would be because so few people would be driving to work.
Of course there’s that group of treasonous bastards, the Bloc Quebecois that will do anything to get some press and there, dragging their knuckles along in the back of the pack, those political half wits and wannabe’s, the NDP, Canada’s representatives of the Socialist hordes. They’ll support whatever they can to fulfill their need to feel important. They should relish and savor the moment, because they will NEVER be elected to form a national government in Canada and as soon as another majority government is elected, the NDP will be tossed aside once again into some obscure corner of the house where they are so far removed from the political process that nobody will even notice if they fart or even show up for work…..as it should be.
But here’s the rub of it all, the part that really bugs me. The part the Liberals don’t want you to remember. See, I never said they were dumb. If you go back and check, you will see that after signing the accord, those very same Liberals realized that forcing the terms of the Kyoto Accord would crush Canada’s economy. And that was four years ago. And THAT is why they did NOTHING about it at the time. Check it out, you’ll see I’m right.
Now, they want the current government to come up with a plan within 60 days that will outline how the Country is to meet the terms of Kyoto. Do you see where this is going? That’s right. We already know that the Conservative government will ignore the legislation and the Liberals will use that to try to bring them down. And if they succeed, they will eventually take power and then guess what? They will say that the Conservatives took too long and that they will not have the time to meet the goals of Kyoto, and then they will come up with a different plan. But of course by then they will have their jobs assured again and we will all pay and pay and pay and pay for them and their do nothing political process.
And you know we will. It’s the Canadian way isn’t it?
~ AP
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Valentines Day….and No Machine Gun….
Here I am. No machine gun, no garage, no group of unsuspecting co-workers to line up against a back wall. Ok, there’s unsuspecting co-workers, but without all the other parts, it just wouldn’t feel right. This isn’t a post office after all. So what to do?
Make a heart? Break a heart? Take a heart? Perhaps an artificial heart and do the Jarvik shuffle? I had an uncle who used to work in a meat packing plant. He came by once on Valentines Day and said he had some hearts for us. And he did and my sister cried. We didn’t see him much after that.
Perhaps if I wait a while something good will happen and I’ll be able to tell you all about it.
~ AP
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February 13, 2007
Protesters are Genital Herpes….News at 11
Vancouver, BC (AP) - I can see a new series of vitriol starting here. I’m getting real tired of these lazy bums ruining our cities.
Yesterday was the unveiling of the new ‘2010 Olympics Countdown Clock’ on the grounds in front of the Vancouver Art Gallery. It is three years till the start of the 2010 Winter Olympics, and the vast, vast, vast majority of British Columbians are tickled pink about that. Apparently about 60 are not.
There was ugliness as police were forced by these losers to haul away seven of them. A bunch of them showed up wearing balaclavas and masks and were carrying eggs filled with paint and rocks wrapped in paper mache'. One even managed to get onstage and swear at the crowd before being hauled away by a small security force. What a shame that such a fine opportunity to showcase the beauty of the city and the event was marred by these lowlifes.
After careful consideration of the situation and taking into consideration all possible viewpoints, there is but one conclusion that can be reached and it is this:
If you have a point to make, say it. That is your right.
However, the protesters that marred the unveiling of the clock are in fact the social equivalent of genital herpes. They are ugly and unpleasant and unwanted and un-needed. They are an ill to the whole and potentially damaging to many. You can’t always see them, but unfortunately, they never really go away.
There. I feel a little better now.
~ AP
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February 10, 2007
Dixie Chicks on Their Loyal Fans
‘Dixie Chicks on Their Loyal Fans’ was the headline on MSN. I didn’t know they were into that. So I bought some CD’s and joined their fan club and then I realized I had completely misunderstood the headline.
Stupid Dixie Chicks. Stupid fan club. Stupid Pundit. CD’s are pretty good though.
~ AP
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Canadians Get Stoned in Jerusalem
Jerusalem (AP) - “Canadians get stoned in Jerusalem.” There it is. The lead line of a ‘big’ news story. Funny though how the reaction is in this part of the world. I told this to a number of locals and was met with responses like:
“No doubt dude. You’d have to be stoned to go there.”
…and…
“Yeah. Uh huh. Why wouldn’t they be? I mean, I am. And, um….what was that again?”
…and worse still…
“Were Ricky and Julian there?” (both of Trailer Park Boys fame)
So what is this strange report about? Simply that CTV Newsworld was making quite an issue about a tour bus that just happened to be driving close to the Al Aqsa mosque in Jerusalem and that bus just happened to have some Canadians on board.
I guess that was what made the story important. Or not. I wouldn’t call that a story as much as a coincidence. And I can’t decide if it is desperation or arrogance that caused it to be reported in the first place. In fact I can’t believe I am typing this but for that last part.
Folks, the bus got hit with rocks. In the Middle East. Big deal. Some Palestinian kids started throwing rocks at a bus and then a bunch more joined in because it’s what they do. In fact its pretty much all they do when they’re not killing each other for belonging to the wrong group that sounds like you might be choking when you say it right.
Think I’m kidding? Then try this for fun. Pronouncing Fattah and Hammas correctly, say the names repeatedly, in a restaurant, like this:
“Fattah Hammas Fattah Hammas Fattah Hammas Fattah Hammas”
At this point in time the head waiter and two customers will be giving you the Heimlich maneuver in an effort to save your life. It’s true. It happened to a friend of a friend of mine. And just last week a Palestinian was crossing the street to meet a friend. When he got to him his friend asked, “What are you doing tonight?”
While crossing the street the fellow must have picked up some dust or maybe an insect flew into his mouth as he was breathing in. We’ll never know. Because at that moment he did one of those mixed sort of cough / sneeze things in response to the question.
So his friend shot him. And why wouldn’t he? It sounded like his friend was going to the wrong political party meeting. For them, it was the right thing to do. Like throwing rocks at busses.
Which brings me back to the arrogance of the report.
I could see it being a story if the bus had Canadian flags or Maple Leaf symbols plastered all over it so everyone knew who was inside. And if upon hearing of the approaching bus a Palestinian started rousing his buddies saying, “It’s full of Canadians. Canadians killed my wife’s cousin’, cousin’s, friend’s, cousin’s, brother’s, cousin’s, uncle in Islamabad. We must stone them!!!”
And having nothing else to do because there are only so many taxi’s and Seven Elevens on the West Bank to keep them busy, they all ran out into the street and attacked the bus, then, yes THEN it would have been a story.
But a bunch of bored kids? Jesus….it’s what they do there. This just isn’t news. Nobody got hurt and the bus hardly even got damaged. In fact I’ll bet that upon hearing that his son didn’t actually hit anybody with his rocks that there is a father somewhere nearby giving his kid shit.
“You sissy boy!! You throw like a girl!! There is a big bucket of rocks by the sofa. You take those rocks outside and practice!! There are some soldiers down the road by the Jewish deli. Go throw rocks at them. Maybe you’ll do something good for a change and martyr yourself.”
Oh well. I guess they needed something to fill in some news time and it’s better than hearing about dead soldiers. And in retrospect there was one part of the story I really did enjoy.
At the end, they were interviewing a fellow who did a great job telling what happened. He explained how it was their first day in the ‘Holy City’ and how strange and scary it was. He was very concise about the whole thing and then I realized that I may never hear a stoned Canadian talking that clearly, ever again.
~ AP
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February 07, 2007
Astro…NOT
Moonbase, Alpha (AP) - “Bam!” Just like that another childhood belief down the drain.
This is worse than Santa or the Easter Bunny. The tooth fairy I can live with. That one always weirded me out a little. You must have felt it too. You must have. That creepy feeling in the morning when you reached under your pillow and found a shiny quarter and wondered, “How long did that fairy stand there staring at me and just what was the fairy doing all that time? God, I hope I didn’t fart.” Gave me the shivers.
And just what am I talking about? The long held belief that astronauts were supposed to be smart, well balanced people. Of course now, with the mental meltdown of Captain Lisa Marie Nowak, a married mother of three, anything is possible for anybody. I feel like I may just achieve my lifelong dream of opening up the first 7-11 on the moon after all.
“Would you like a new phone card with your ‘Moonberry’ slurpee? Great rates to Europe and Mars? No wait, don’t take off the lid in here!! Damn I hate that. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that shit off the ceiling? Get out! Get out!!”
There are numerous news services that will give you the details of this story far better than me. Instead, I will deal with the important stuff…..the big picture.
In a nutshell we have this Navy Cmdr. William Oefelein, a fellow astronaut (we’ll just refer to him as Commander Studmuffin) who is obviously one of those guys who isn’t happy flying just one spaceship if you know what I mean.
And we have an Air Force hottie, Captain Colleen Shipman who makes up the third side of this torrid triangle of astrolust.
So Captain Lisa Marie Nowak dons a diaper (we’ll call her Captain Poopypants) and drives straight through from Houston to Orlando to try and kill Captain Hottie so she can have Commander Studmuffin all to herself.
Now this is where it gets odd……
Unbeknownst to Captain Hottie, Captain Poopypants has arrived with pepper spray, a steel mallet, a knife and some garbage bags. Since it is unlikely that Captain Poopypants merely wants to help Captain Hottie dispose of all the wrappers from the carry on snacks you need to take on a commercial airliner these days, I think it is fair to assume that Captain Poopypants was going to do some slicing and dicing of Captain Hottie. Of course all of this is happening unbeknownst to Commander Studmuffin who is sitting at a desk somewhere wondering which spaceship he’s going to fly next. Naturally, like you, I’m wondering if there’s a little home video or seven where you clearly hear;
“Get ready baby. Oh yeah…five….four…three….two…oh…two….one…Blastoff!!”
Getting back to the flight plan here…
And this is where you realize that all those years of training were wasted and that nobody would ever want to fly with Captain Poopypants again. Why? Simple, and I don’t know why the other news services haven’t pointed it out.
When Captain Poopypants tried to get at Captain Hottie, she tried to open the door, which is normally referred to as the ‘outer hatch’ of the vehicle. She tried to force her way in.
It’s that simple.
Everybody knows that when one astronaut wants to kill another astronaut, you shove the other astronaut into the airlock and then open the outer hatch of the vehicle which forces the other astronaut out into the vacuum of space where they freeze or explode or something gross like that. THAT is how astronauts kill each other. NOT with knives and mallets. Like, DUH!! Her plan was doomed from the start. Talk about dumb and unbalanced. That...that was what shattered the myth.
So now we will have to wait while Commander Studmuffin and Captain Hottie finish the story by having hot gravity defying space sex (another lifelong dream that I’m not allowed to discuss here for reasons too numerous and graphic to list) and raising cute space kids with cute names like Brad and Tammy-Sue.
In the meantime, Captain Poopypants is back home on bail, wandering around her house mumbling “Houston…we have a problem,” over and over again. Since I doubt anybody will EVER want her in charge of securing the outer hatch of the vehicle again, she has become the nations first female Astro-Not. Too bad too, she looked kind of good in that orange spacesuit. Maybe they’ll let her wear it again when she gets out jail and shows up on Oprah.
~ AP
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February 04, 2007
“Hey K-Fed….quit being a wimp!! You did GOOD!!!”
Dear God in heaven, the PC police and multinational guilt trippers are out in force and we are losing!!.
Political Correctness, the one true Naziism of our times is striking again, and the last person on the planet I thought would give in is doing just that. And FOR NO GOOD REASON!!!
Kevin Federline also known as Fed-Ex also known as the Ex Mr. Britney Spears is apologizing for finally doing something really good. A man known for accomplishing nothing in life other than bedding pop princess Britney Spears at least twice did a funny, smart and charmingly self deprecating commercial for Nationwide Mutual Insurance. In the commercial he portrays a ‘rap star’ wanna-be who is still a fry cook. And, as an added touch of cool, he used his own name in an effort to poke fun at his own situation.
BUT!!!
But the American National Restaurant Association is crying foul and saying he is demeaning restaurant workers. Fry cooks at McDonalds / Burger King / ‘fill in the blanks with your favorite fast food restaurant’. This is absolute bullshit. The problem you and I should have with this situation is that K-Fed is apologizing.
Damn I hate this PC shit.
Here’s how I see it, which therefore is the correct way to see it. I would put it to the Restaurant Association to find me one, just one, fry cook who wouldn’t rather be a rich and famous rap star. C’mon, you ALL know I’m right. And so all the commercial was doing was having fun with what….? You know where I’m going don’t you? What was the commercial portraying?
Two words: “THE TRUTH”
And yet here is Mr. Federline and the Nationwide Mutual Insurance apologizing for telling the truth. And there people, is why political correctness is so fucking dangerous. Political correctness has us all living in fear of the truth, lest some dumb shit choose to personally misinterpret something and convince himself or herself that they should be offended by it.
And so I urge K-Fed and Nationwide Mutual to stand back and cry out, “Fuck off!! If you don’t like the message, don’t buy our insurance. If you don’t like the messenger, don’t buy his records. If you don’t like the commercial, TIVO the damn thing out of your life or go to the washroom and take a piss when it comes on. But quit expecting apologies for no good reason, especially when that reason is the truth.”
If you haven’t seen the commercial yet, keep your eyes open, it’s funny as hell. Kevin Federline deserves a tip of the hat for this one.
There….I feel better. I’ve done my bit for the day to kick some sand in the fascist face of political correctness. Have you?
~ AP
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February 01, 2007
The Pickton Follies, Chapter #4
…or, The Other Pickton Trial Blog
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you can’t convict my client because he was tricked into answering the questions that the police asked him. He was too stupid to know what the questions meant or what to say.”
That is the essence of what the defense council is saying right now as he cross examines the police inspector who questioned Willie Pickton for 11 hours.
Now, maybe I’m just old fashioned, but I don’t quite buy that. It doesn’t take a great deal of intelligence or education to understand the subtleties of a question like:
“So Willie, the witness says that she walked in and found you skinning a girl that was hanging from a meat hook. Is that true?”
Folks, to me, its just not that complicated. It’s sort of like being pregnant. Either you are pregnant or you’re not pregnant. It’s the old saying; You can’t be a ‘little bit’ pregnant. You either are, or you’re not.
So, either you were skinning the girl, or you weren’t skinning the girl. I would think you would remember a thing like that. I know I would. If you were to ask me, “Hey there AP! Were you skinning a girl hanging from a meat hook in the barn last night?” I’m going to be able to say yes or no. And for the record, the answer is always NO. I know, I know, some of you might say that is because I don’t have a barn or a meat hook. I would point out that is factually correct, but irrelevant. Even if I had a barn and a meat hook and a skinning knife and a dead hooker I wouldn’t be…..heeeyyyy wait a minute….that’s pretty tricky how that was starting to sound like I was defending myself. This is about Willie, not me and my skinning knife. Which I don’t have.
Now maybe Willie was confused and interpreted the question as to whether it was true that the witness said that. How could he know the answer to that question if he wasn’t there? But we all know better. That’s how a lawyer might use semantics to confuse. But I guess he doesn’t have much choice. His job is to defend Willie Pickton and that just can’t be much fun. It’s not like the O.J. trial where there was a black glove that somehow seemed too small and Johnny Cochrane yelling: “If it doesn’t fit….acquit!”
Nooo…..here we have a defense council who has nightmares about bringing a wood chipper into the court room and asking; “Ok now Willie, can your hands actually fit the controls of this machine? Oh. I see. Damn. Well, that’s no good.”
So Willie’s defense seems to be grasping at the notion that you can’t ask questions that might trick the murdering son of a bitch into answering them. I always thought that was the purpose of questioning. If it was me asking the questions it would be more like:
“Ok, Willie, here’s what happened. My girlfriend of all people had too much wine and Midol last night and she ended up channeling Eva Braun’s ghost who made it quite clear that you were skinning a girl who was hung up on a meat hook in between her 5th and 6th ribs and that you had painted your body in big red and white stripes and had hung Christmas ornaments off of your ears and that you were screaming; ‘Hey, look at me!! I’m a hooker skinning candy cane!! I’m a hooker skinning candy cane!! Have you ever seen a hooker skinning candy cane before? Huh? Have you?’ That just seems like crazy talk to me Willie. Were you dressed up as a candy cane when you were skinning that hooker? Did Eva Braun’s ghost lie to us Willie? Or were you dressed up all normal like when you were skinning her? Was it a Candy cane Willie? Were you dressed up like a crazy hooker skinning candy cane Willie? No? So you were just dressed normally when you were skinning her is that it? I thought so.”
See, I think you should be able to ask questions like that when you’re dealing with guys like Willie Pickton. I hope the jury thinks so too.
~ AP
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