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March 22, 2006
I Wonder What Would Be Harder
Convincing your friends of what nearly happened…..
..…or paddling back to shore in a puddle of your own feces.
Speaking personally, I would be happy to sit in my own feces if it meant not being eaten by a god damned fish. Given the limited choice that is. Because I want you all to know that since I am still here, I have obviously not been eaten by sharks or anything else, but I don’t use that as an excuse to sit in my own feces. It’s not like a habit or anything. At least not since I was like a year old.
Nope. I can see that scene playing out in my mind. Long smooth strokes back to shore, that “Jaws” music pounding in my head, probably never, ever to leave again. Hitting the beach with enough force to drive the boat about 40 feet onto the sand before even considering getting out. And of course sitting there in the kayak, nodding and waving at passers by while you wait for the beach to clear of all the other people because you don’t want to get out of the boat because of all that feces. Yeah…..sounds like a day in paradise to me.
Guess I’m gonna get me a kayak.
~ AP
Posted by Anonymous Pundit at March 22, 2006 05:29 PM