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February 11, 2006
Prophet Mohamed or…….
Ok. I just can’t drop it. I’m still trying to figure it all out.
I had an idea that might make things better. If instead of bad cartoons you were to make action figures and a line of chocolates, both shaped in a possible likeness of Mohamed (or more likely a cab driver or a prime minister of Iran) and you were to sell them and make money it would raise the question: Would that be like, Mohamed Profit?
Really, what could be better? What gives as nice a feeling as a bite of chocolate slowly melting on your tongue? It would be pretty hard to not like Mohamed if he’s filling you up with all that chocolaty goodness. I think it would be alright as long as you don’t bite his head off and scream “STOP STARING AT ME!!!”
And what about the action figures? You could put them up next to your other super heroes like Spider Man and Superman and Bat Man and the Power Rangers and the Power Puff Girls and your Mr. Super Golf Man that you made out of an old Titleist and some ear wax and a few strips of cloth while you spent a year in your ‘special’ room as a guest of the state.
Or, maybe you could forget the action figure and stick with the chocolates. Yeah, and you could make chocolates in the shape of Jesus and Mary and Buddha and Vishnu and Shiva and Odin and Zeus and Isis and Anubis and probably a whole bunch more.
And then you could try to bring peace to the world by going up in front of the United Nations and tell everyone to just quit with all this craziness over silly cartoons adding, “Why can’t we just be friends?”
And when the first person asks, “How?” you could just hold out your confined confectionaries and say, “Because life is like a box of chocolates.”
Of course stupid is as stupid does and as you spend a couple more years in your special room as a guest of the state you can consider what a good thing you tried to do while the rest of the world tears itself apart over some stupid cartoons and you can ask yourself, “Who’s the crazy one?”
~ AP
Posted by Anonymous Pundit at February 11, 2006 01:46 PM