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February 10, 2006
Just in from England - Girl’s Sex Spree at Abbey
Ya gotta love this…..
**please note: I have retyped the article as reported**
RANDY Alana May was nabbed not once, not twice, but THREE times in 30 MINUTES for having sex in public.
Two of her romps were at floodlit Selby Abbey in the middle North Yorks. The third was on land also owned by the church.
Officers first saw Alana, 25, with her pants down with a semi-naked man. They interrupted her and told her to go home.
But they returned 15 minutes later and discovered Alana was performing a sex act on the man against the 11th century abbey’s walls. She was again told to go home.
But 15 minutes after that the pair were spotted having sex in church parkland.
Alana and the Romeo were arrested. (I love this part !!) She said of the romps: “I couldn’t wait to get home.”
She was fined 50 pounds for outraging public decency. Her unnamed lover, who has no previous convictions, got a caution.
Now I don’t know about you, but I found this whole thing disgusting. Terrible. Without redeeming qualities. The fact that we should have to read this was a social travesty. Justice was not served.
Of course I’m referring to the reporting of the story and not the story itself.
Did anybody else notice the prejudice in report? It was ‘Alana had her pants down’ and ‘Alana was performing a sex act’. They paint her as a…..get ready for it….slut. And what was he referred to as? A ‘Romeo’ no less. A Romeo who just happened to be walking along, trying to resist the advances of the girl who was performing a sex act with him against the wall. Must have been that way since, according to the story, it was only her performing the act, (which sounds like a blowjob to me) and not him participating in it.
***Bill Clinton fans please note: He said that he, “Didn’t have sex with that girl.” And it seems that Alana May didn’t have ‘sex’ till the third time when they were finally caught playing ‘two backed beastie’. So maybe Slick Willie was right after all and there was a great big fuss about nothing.***
Now I can see the cops making an issue out of it the first time. But for them to keep coming back, makes me think that maybe the perverts here weren’t Alana May and ‘Romeo Boy’ but rather those peeping Tom coppers. If they didn’t do anything the first two times, why did they charge her after the third? Was the quality of her performance suddenly lacking? Or did she say something like; “Bugger off, you sick pervs!”
What bothers me is the obvious bias in the reporting and the incomplete supply of information. She got fined but he got off….finally….by getting a caution. And since it was noted that he had no previous convictions, does that mean she had previous convictions? Is lovely little Alana May a churchyard tart? Does she get off bouncing around on a stack of bibles? Inquiring minds now want to know. The allusion is certainly there even if I do have an overactive imagination. Oh well, it sounds to me like Alana May got off better than Romeo Boy after all.
All I can say is “Three Cheers!!” for Alana May. A girl who knows what she wants and doesn’t like having to wait to get it. Her parents must be so proud.
“Forgive me Father, for I’m about to sin….’cause I just can’t wait to get home.”
~ AP
Posted by Anonymous Pundit at February 10, 2006 06:11 PM
Comments
Funny name for a female. Randy. Randy Alana is her name. Strange.
Posted by: David at February 19, 2006 01:52 PM
British slang, reported as written. I could have changed the term to HORNY or 'horny little tart' or 'wonderfully out of control, nymphomaniacal party down good time girl'. But I chose to write it as I found it. I'm still working on getting her phone number for an, um, interview.
AP
Posted by: Anonymous PUndit at February 20, 2006 08:38 AM
a lovely girl enjoying herself, what,s wrong with that?
Posted by: ron edgar at February 21, 2006 09:55 AM
My point exactly. There is nothing wrong at all. All kidding aside, girls should feel comfortable and confident enough about themselves and there desires to say, "yes, let's have fun now," or to say "no, I'd rather not," and not worry about being judged or pressed into anything they don't want to do. I hate the double standard that exists. So I tip my hat to all the Alana May's in this world. Good for her.
AP
Posted by: Anonymous Pundit at February 21, 2006 10:22 AM