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October 25, 2005
The Buffalo Theory…..proof
Recent events in my crazy and yet incredibly wonderful life prompted the discussion of the “Buffalo Theory”. Of course I am referring to the buffalo theory as it was explained by Cliff to his good friend, Norm, during a ‘Cheers’ episode. They were sitting at the bar discussing the merits of drinking beer. It went like this……
"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
Now sure, some of you may actually scoff at this piece of wisdom, treating it with loathing and disdain as if it were none better than a well scripted chunk of sitcom lore. But, I believe it is true. I believe that with only one simple piece of evidence, along with your consideration of that evidence, you too will agree with my conclusion.
Please click here: BUFFALO THEORY PROOF
Now can anyone out there consider that evidence and NOT agree that the subject contained therein did not wake up SMARTER than before she fell asleep? (passed out is such an ugly term isn't it?) I think she woke up waaayyy smarter. In fact, I think her brain was probably hurting from all the extra smartness. And why? It could only have been because of all the beer she consumed. If you feel smarter after only a few beers, imagine how smart she must have felt.
“Bartender…yes, I will have another beer after all…I feel like getting really smart tonight.”
~ AP
Posted by Anonymous Pundit at October 25, 2005 10:55 PM