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October 15, 2005
Notes for my son, #79
Border guards and dentists are very different. A search for cavities is not the same as a cavity search. A free cavity search will not help your teeth in any way. So if somebody offers you a "free cavity search," JUST SAY NO!! And if you do find yourself in a painful and uncomfortable situation, it helps to pretend that the dentist is your friend and imagine yourself on a nice beach somewhere.
~ AP
Posted by Anonymous Pundit at October 15, 2005 08:53 AM