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October 19, 2005
Idle musings…..Atheist Sex….
I think the worst part about being an atheist would be trying to figure out what to say while having sex. Like, would they remain true to their lack of faith? Or would they get all religious sounding like I do with lots of “Oh God” this and “Oh God” that?
It seems to me that if they were serious atheists, they would be more like, “Hey! What are you trying to do, convert me? Stop moving like that it feels too good. I said stop moving God dammit! Oh no! Look what you made me say. No wait, stop. Oh Jesus Christ yes!! I mean NO!! Oh….too late…..never mind.”
I don’t ever want to be an atheist. Not in bed anyway.
~ AP
Posted by Anonymous Pundit at October 19, 2005 12:50 AM