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September 25, 2005
The Bar Life today....
Once in a while you hear a good one that just has to be passed along....
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A pastor was seated next to a Newfie on a flight from St. John's to Toronto. After the flight was underway the Flight Attendant comes along and asks if the genetlemen would like a drink.
"I'll have me a dark rum and Pepsi," says the Newfie.
The Flight Attendant then turned to the pastor and asked him for his choice.
"I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen crazy whores than let liquor touch my lips," he replied in disgust.
The Newfie then handed his drink back to the bewildered flight attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know I had a choice."
~ AP
Posted by Anonymous Pundit at September 25, 2005 10:03 AM