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September 24, 2005
Pretty freaked out actually....
I read this a while ago and have been eating a lot of garlic lately and carrying around no less than a dozen crucifix's at all times. Read on so you too can be safe.....
The Importance Of Plasma
It's a straw-colored, clear liquid that is 90 percent water, and it is an essential ingredient for human survival. It might seem like plasma is less important than the blood cells it carries. But that would be like saying that the stream is less important than the fish that swims in it. You can't have one without the other.
*** sounds more like the butter on a Vampire’s bread to me!! ***
Besides water, plasma also contains dissolved salts and minerals like calcium, sodium, magnesium, and potassium. *** NOTICE it doesn’t carry GARLIC does it!! *** Microbe-fighting antibodies travel to the battlefields of disease by hitching a ride in the plasma.
Without plasma, the life-giving blood cells would be left floundering without transportation. Never underestimate the importance of plasma.
….that’s right. Never underestimate the importance. Now you know too.
And so you must ask yourself this one question:
“Why are so many people buying PLASMA televisions?”
Sounds to me like maybe the vampire Lestat and his cronies have taken over control of all the major consumer electronics companies and everybody around you seems to be in a headlong rush to put these vampire lures into all of our houses. They’re like invitations for god’s sake. And don’t you realize what happens when you invite a vampire into your house?
Now you understand don’t you……
But don’t go biting into your friend’s new television, because if you do, you probably won’t live forever. Probably not even 15 minutes. If the TV doesn’t kill you, your friend probably will.
~ AP
Posted by Anonymous Pundit at September 24, 2005 12:59 PM