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June 05, 2005
To Toe or not to Toe?….is there a question?
You hear lots of interesting conversations in bars these days.
One such conversation that was recently overheard involved the question: “Are ‘camel toes’ attractive? Is it a look to be pursued?”
Well, I can only offer one man’s opinion, but an intensive and informative survey amongst my friends and peers provided the information needed. Although it cost me no less than a slap in the face and two solid groin kicks, I am pleased to share with you the answers to the question(s) and it goes something like this:
“If people point at you and laugh or run away, something is wrong.”
It’s all a matter of style and preference. Styles that enhance our appearance and sexuality have always been sought after and appreciated. But only to a point. And where that point is may change from time to time or even where you live.
For a guy to wear pants that fit nicely and enhance our butt (assuming its worth enhancing) and maybe allow the rest of the ‘package’ to be hinted at can be a good thing. But to wear pants that are so tight as to leave no doubt as to whether you are circumcised or not is never attractive.
Sort of the same with girls I guess. And although I could go on and on with the results of the survey, perhaps it is best if I simply point you towards the attached advertisement and you can make up your own minds on the subject.
As an interesting side note, when we took the survey to Saudi Arabia and Afghanistan, the results were somewhat skewed. A surprisingly large number of male respondents said that they were in fact, “Very much turned on by the sight of camel toes, especially from above and behind.” It wasn’t until much later that we understood why.
~AP
Posted by Anonymous Pundit at June 5, 2005 03:13 PM