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May 07, 2005
The Bar Life...
One of my bartenders, ‘M’, served a regular customer of ours a glass of orange juice. The man, a local farmer sitting next to her, turned to her and said," This is a special day; I'm celebrating."
"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
"What are you celebrating?" he asked.
"For years I've been trying to have a child, she answered. Today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass. “As it happens I'm a chicken farmer, and for months now, all of my hens were infertile. BUT today they're finally fertile.
"How did it happen?" asked the woman.
"I switched cocks." said the man.
"What a coincidence," she replied.
~ AP
Posted by Anonymous Pundit at May 7, 2005 04:42 PM
Comments
Too perfect!!
Posted by: me at May 14, 2005 11:00 AM