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May 24, 2005
Motorists fume over bad gas….
Vancouver (AP) - Its right there on the front page of the ‘Province’ newspaper today. An angry, scowly little man in front of his nice, new and rather expensive 2005 Toyota Sienna mini-van. His name is Thomas Kong.
The reason he’s so angry is simply this (and it’s a good reason too), he filled up his van across the border in Point Roberts and Blaine, Washington. And as the paper put it, “scores of other BC drivers too.”
It seems that there was some bad gas across the border from a ConocoPhillips gas refinery, and the bad gas caused damage to the vehicles. Some like ‘Angry’ Tommy paid as much as $1,200 dollars to have their vehicles repaired. And they’re hopping mad.
I think what happened is rotten, terrible and beneath contempt. And it has been going on for ages.
How’s that? Bad gas for ages?
No…..not that. What I’m referring to are the cheap scum buckets like Tommy who go across the border to fill up on a regular basis. He didn’t get half as bad as he deserved. He and all the others too.
Look, it’s a rotten deal if you were on vacation or traveling on business and happen to fill up once in a rare while before returning to Canada. But this whiny little sack of shit does it all the time. He and ‘scores’ of others just like him. Well FUCK him and FUCK them too!!! They want to drive on Canadian roads that are paid for by tax dollars raised in part by the taxes on CANADIAN gasoline sales but they don’t want to pay the taxes here. In order to save maybe, $7.00 on a tank of gas, they go across the border and support our neighbors to the south. And support their roads with the taxes on their gasoline.
Well, good for them. I bear the people of Washington State no ill will. We’re the suckers here for tolerating it. But I would like to see Tommy Kong and people like him dragged from their homes and pistol whipped on their front yards in front of their family and neighbors, just out of principle. Because of cheap sons of bitches like Tommy, we all have to pay more tax on our gasoline to pay for the roads he drives on tax free.
In the closing picture of the story, we again see an angry Tommy Kong holding a clogged fuel filter component and looking like he figures the world owes him something. Here’s the deal Tommy….it doesn’t. Next time somebody dies at an intersection that needed repairs but the funding wasn’t there yet, I want you to think about your cheap ass lack of support for our roads and shove that component so far up your ass that you die a horrible and very painful death. Twice. You deserve no less.
~ AP
Posted by Anonymous Pundit at May 24, 2005 07:43 PM